Why not a reboot of “South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut” starring Keira Knightley and Robert Downey Jr.?

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Released: 1999-06-30
Synopsis: When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance and Philip, they are pronounced "corrupted", and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada.
Known for The Imitation Game, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest • Born 1985-03-26, Teddington, London, England, UK.

Keira Knightley

Known for The Avengers, Iron Man, Iron Man 3 • Born 1965-04-04, Manhattan, New York, USA.

Robert Downey Jr.

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